(or a short collection of Bailey-isms)
"Dad, I'm smarter than you. When you go to school, you just learn math. When I go to school, I learn all that smart stuff."
"Abby, we have to do lots of experiments so that we can get a good job being scientists."
Said on my 27th birthday "Mom, there are only two things older than you, dad and the rocks."
His first riddle: What rhymes with Kroger and lives in Kroger?
His first joke: What if a skunk walked up to a T-rex and stinked him? (Followed by intense laughter from Bailey.)
2 comments:
My favorite is "there are only two things older than you..." Hilarious!
If only Jamie and rocks are older than you, I must be from the Jurassic period!
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